God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

These are some of the most retarded things I've heard in a long time, i'm amused.

"Hi, I'm Jason and I like correcting sentances."
"There are just too many black people in an all black school"
"Get a ride.. Get a ride!!! Ok i'm comin to get you"
"How come that part of the picture is darker?" "That's where you shave it."

Burn of the day...
"no.. it's false.. Ashley! You are not God" (<-may have had to be there for that one)

1 Comments:

Blogger michelleesexton said...

I thought it was funny when I pointed at a math book and I was like, "Why is that a math book?!" lol.. i didn't realize what I was saying!

9:53 PM  

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